Tell’em They Stink! - the cheeky gift that says what everyone’s thinking… Perfect for mates, coworkers, or anyone who needs a hint (or a laugh).

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Tell'Em They Stink!

Tell'Em They Stink!

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  • FREE Tracking
  • You Stink! Greeting Card
  • Ultra-Effective Deo Cream
  • Underarm Cleansing Bar
  • Optional: Paper Confetti
  • Optional: Personal Message

Personalise your message👇

Add Confetti +$2
Add a Personal Message +$3
Regular price $34.99
Regular price Sale price $34.99
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Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.
Watch out for auto-fill at checkout! Use your email for tracking but their name and address for shipping.

How is it packaged?

The packaging is discreet, with Active Deo as the sender - to keep it fun and lighthearted. No public shaming, just a gentle nudge into the right direction.

Will the recipient know who sent it?

No – unless you include your name or other personal details in the personal message.

We don’t print sender information anywhere else on the packaging or product, and we won’t release this information to the recipient.

What's in it?

One ultra-effective 10g deodorant, a 10g underarm cleansing bar, and a fun (or not-so-fun) message in a greeting card with a separate envelope. Optional: paper confetti and a personal message.

Can I choose the deodorant scent?

The Tell'Em They Stink kits are packed at random and will include one of our three ultra-effective deodorant creams - Arctic, Jungle, or Savanna. Don't worry, they're all equally effective - you really can’t go wrong!

Message Guidelines

We’re all about having a good laugh! Your message can be witty, cheeky, or a little bold - as long as it’s in good fun. Mild profanity is okay - but no hate, threats, or anything that could make someone feel unsafe.

If a message crosses the line, we’ll either censor it, remove it, or cancel the order altogether. Play nice(ish).

Delivery & Tracking

We ship with Australia Post, and tracking is provided so you’ll know when it arrives - while keeping it 100% anonymous for the recipient!

Vegan, Bicarb-Free & More

You might not always know their preferences, but Tell'Em They Stink is designed to suit a broad variety of lifestyles and needs:

  • Aluminium & Bicarb Free
  • Vegan
  • Cruelty Free
  • Palm Oil Free
  • No Synthetic Fragrances
  • Made In Australia

Ingredients:
Deodorant Base:
Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Magnesium Hydroxide, Tapioca Starch, Cocos Nucifera Oil, Butyrospermum Parkii Butter, Euphorbia Cerifera Wax, Zinc Oxide, Helianthus Annuus Seed Oil, Tocopherol, Fragrance (essential oils).

Arctic: Deodorant Base + L-Menthol, Geraniol*.

Jungle: Deodorant Base + Linalool*, Limonene*.

Savanna: Deodorant Base + Linalool*, Limonene*, Geraniol*.

Cleansing Bar: Sodium Olivate, Sodium Rice Branate, Sodium Cocoate, Aqua, Sodium Castorate, Kaolin, Butyrospermum Parkii Butter, Charcoal Powder, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Citrate, Fragrance (Naturally-Derived), Linalool*, Limonene*, Citral*, Geraniol*.

*Naturally occurring in essential oils.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes! Tell'Em They Stink ships to New Zealand, Canada, and the USA at no extra cost. Delivery takes approximately 5–12 business days, depending on your location. Other destinations may incur additional shipping fees.

I need to change the delivery address

You Stink at Filling in Delivery Details!

Just reply to your order confirmation email ASAP and we’ll try to help. Make sure to include the full new shipping address in your message. ⚠️ We only attempt to change the address once, so make it count!

If your order hasn’t been marked as fulfilled, we can usually update the address. Sometimes, we can still catch a fulfilled order before it hits the Australia Post truck.

🚨 BUT: We process a ton of orders fast and automatically, even if your order hasn’t been marked as fulfilled, we can’t guarantee we’ll catch it in time.

I need to change the personal message

You Stink at Ordering Online!

Unfortunately, changing a personal message is not possible as they are automatically printed at the time of order confirmation.

😬 But if it’s critical (like, really can’t let them see it), your best bet is to divert the entire order to a new address - like your own.

Check out our FAQ for changing the delivery address and timing info above.

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Here are some ideas for putting Tell’em They Stink! to work:

Discreet and anonymous delivery! Sit back, relax, and track your Tell'Em They Stink! order from the comfort of your home.